Well that was extremely MOVIE-ing..

Speaking of CINEMAtters..

Everyone has that one family member

You know what i'm talking about

the one that you love to hate to watch any sort of movie with..

well in my case EVERYONE of my kin falls into that catagory

in some way or another

and admittedly it might (but probably not) be partly due to me

after-all i have a hard time

NOT

playing peanut gallery

To begin my little analysis i'm gonna start with my familys head honcho

JOKE

That's more like it..

Okay so this lovely lady is Moo Moo

lover of all things Pixar

she is not THAT bad to watch movies with..

as in

 while they are still going

 immediately after they end can be a different story

IF

the movie was set in the south, deep south, anywhere near the southern states,  any character had even a HINT of a southern accent, or if fried chicken and/or collard greens was any part of the movie..

let's be clear..

 my mother is from NORTHERN Idaho

(which ps. is different from Idaho as a whole.. it should really be it's own state) 

she was raised no where near the southern east coast

so we're really not sure why she likes to go through the following 2 weeks seemingly possessed by Della Maes backwoods inbred cousin Cleetus..

we're not even sure if her accent is Southern or Retard..

all we know is it's kinda like a Miley Cyrus movie

as soon as it STARTS we want it to STOP..

'Dad' you not asked a million questions you'd have never figured it out..

oh wait you still don't get it..

or as we sometimes call him

Curious George

unless he started the movie with you & pays close attention

his questions will be endless & he still will usually not 'get it' by the end of the movie..

however he doesn't just leave it at the credits

no

he'll take it with him & ponder it for a few days, trying to make sense of it

 and then days later he'll bring it up & spell out the already spelled out movie..

at least he's persistant!! he always figures it out

EVENTUALLY!!

also..

he actually likes LOUIS LAMOURE movies..

as in the books weren't enough for him to realize

'holy heck i've read this same story 50 times over'

NOPE

he has to WATCH that same song and dance too..

(be honest people.. reading more than one of his books is like

wiping before you poop

it don't make sense..)

Coley coley trolly bumholey

where do i start with this poser

(sidenote: she wants to be me.. she doesn't even know it.. but i'm like her hero)

actually she is probably my most favorite person to watch stuff with

she is an excellent addition to my peanut gallery

her only flaw is she doesn't like watching traggic love stories

which doesn't fly

cause they are like my favey

(i'm a sadist)

also.. she is superb at movie quotes..

especially of the Disney Genre

(yes i'm giving them their own genre)

& she can remember the names of even the smallest insignificant characters

(yes sometimes i wonder if she is slightly autistic & thats her tell..that & phone numbers) 

Philly-Cheesy-Movie-Loving-Steak

yup.. this nutsucks included in this blog too.. seeing as he's part of our gene pool now.. can't keep him out.. can't hold him down

Phillbilly's achilles heel is he likes any movie..

okay that's a bit of a broad overstatement

Phil likes any movie that any NORMAL self-respecting human wouldn't..

as long as there are fast cars, big explosions, bad accents, impossible fight sequences, & next to no plot

he is one happy camper..

oh and he loves the movie

p.s i love you

(which triggers my involuntary gag reflex)

Bomo

the piece de resistance

the biggest reason for this seemingly reasonless blog

BROOKEY COOKIE..

okay so brooke has selective goldfish syndrome..

she can watch a movie

NO LESS

 than 100 times.. 

yet anytime she watches said movie it's as if it's a new experience for her ENTIRELY..

this is best exemplified when she watched horror films..

the whole time she'll be like

'IS HE BEHIND THE DOOR???!', 'DON'T GO IN THERE HE MIGHT BE IN THE SHOWER', 'ITS HIM ISN'T IT? HE'S THE BAD GUY HUH???'

(remember she's already seen this movie multiple times)

or i always love it when she cheers on the characters

"RUN RUN RUN!! GO GO GO!! HURRY YOU CAN MAKE IT!'

when NO..

 they can't make it..

 they won't make it this time just as they haven't made it the last 10 times..

she really has a reoccuring problem with giving the characters false hope..

..dream killer..

'Ben' is this getting over?

Ben, while also being very adept at movie quote battles, is very poor at being the butt of most of our cinema related jokes..

which is ridiculous cause we are obvi hilarious..

but trust that this is no fault of ours

he needs to learn to suck it up

and take multiple hits for the team..

it's kind of hard to really put a finger on what makes it hard to watch movies with Ben..

mostly cause he watches few movies with us

us=his family

he mostly avoids us like we are the plague

(the plague of awesomeness)

roly poly OLY!

Orephia..

Lyv likes to fight me on watching movies she's never even heard of..

she usually moans and groans & throws in multiple

'this movie looks gay', 'amy i don't want to watch this, & "i already hate it'

before the previews even have a chance to be viewed..

however

she normally ends up liking the movies

(not all of them but most)

also

she can be extremely loud and mobile during slasher flicks..

for loooooooooong periods of time..

it get's to the point where you're like

'she's definetly used up her entire oxygen supply so how is she still making noise?'

even the characters in the movie are like

'chill small blond girl!'

lastly

she's made a habit of asking me key plot questions that could potentially spoil the ending

over and over until i answer her..

AND THEN

 she gets upset at me for telling her..

making me the bad movie buddy

(i just give people what they want)

giver-for-life!