Thursday, October 18, 2012

if i wanted to hear what an asshole had to say i would have farted

..If I Wanted to Hear What An Asshole
Had to Say I Would Have Farted..

So for those of you who don't know I have been in Florida for the past 2&1/2 weeks..
thought i'd come down & get in touch with my 'brown roots'
JOKE..
wow sometimes i sound really racist
i'm not
i just have a scewed sense of thinking..
actually i'm really here to take care of my youngest sister Lyvie..

^MEET LYVIE^
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JOKE.. THIS IS OLYVIA

That was a random hobo i found in Couer D'Alene..
..apparently when it comes to bums..
..Northern Idaho plays to win..

ANYWAYS!
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Back to my original train of thought
You're probably wondering what the title of this post has to do with this actual post
the answer
..nothing.. so far..
i'm about to change that right now
Many of you are aware that it is an election year
The only way you could NOT be aware is if you are
a.dead or b.honey boo boo
While i've been aware that Florida is a swing state
(They only highlight it as need-to-win EVERY. STINKING. ELECTION)
I had NO idea how many political ads
BOMBARD
this penninsula errrrrrr 4 years..
basically i everywhere i turn i hear/read/SMELL political advertisments
my ears are BLEEDING OUT over the whole ordeal
DON'T GET ME WRONG!
I am an informed voter
I follow the convention, the debates, the statistics
BUT
past that
 i DO NOT want to hear the he said, he did, he DIDN'T
(ps.. he really didn't.. do anything right..)
so i decided because i hate all the commercials feeding me lies & massive steaming piles of excrement
i was going to make a post
FOCUSING
on some of my favorite commercials
& because they are MY faveys they are awesome!












 
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